Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Judge This!

If GW ever shuts the hell up, the magic triumvirate will finally grace my TV. This State of the Union Address is running way long. Surprised Simon has not found a way to cut the feed. Disastrous. Absolutely, terrible.

Apparently the judges are being too critical this season. Please. Contestants willingly sign up for a reality television program and we are supposed to be forgiving when they make asses of themselves? As if.

* Don't Rain on my Parade by Barbra Streisand
* Stuck in the Middle with You by Stealers Wheel
* Hit da Road Jack by Public Enemy
* Another one Bites the Dust by Queen
* Only God can Judge Me by Master P
* Uptight by Stevie Wonder
* Mean to be Mean by the Pones
* Idol Worship by Love as Laughter
* Cruel to be Kind by Spacehog
* Boy Band by Arrogant Worms


At 8:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The judges do not have to be that mean. The fat jokes gotta go...

At 8:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Simon's gotta go.

At 8:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the Judges are fully aware of the people who are looking for their 15 minutes of fame (ie william hungsters) and are weeding them out. There is no way in hell you are going to tell me that these people think they can actually sing (whether fat, gay, shy or silly!)


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