St. Valentine's Massacre
Lots of celebrities calling it quits lately; Nick & Jessica, Heather & Richie, Tom and Katie (relax, just wishful thinking) and of course the Tour de France and the Girl Rocker.
Stupid Cupid has a history of creating some really crazy matches that never really stood a chance;
- Drew Barrymore and Tom Green
- Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley
- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes (Just a matter of Time or Finally)
- Bridgette Nielsen and Flavor Flav
- Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett
At least Lance & Sheryl's split has been relatively quiet and respectful. Thanks guys. It breaks our snarking hearts that you have split, so here are a few songs to ease the pain.
* My Favorite Mistake by Sheryl Crow
* A Change Would Do You Good by Sheryl Crow
* Bicycle Race by Queen
* Kiss And Say Goodbye by The Manhattans
* Never there by Cake
* These Boots Were Made For Walking by Nancy Sinatra
* Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day
* Movin' Out by Billy Joel
* My Heart Will Go On by Switchblade Kittens
* My Bike and I by Bill Solly
If anyone is unclear about Valentine gift giving, please see training video below.